Obama Brings It Up During Three Fundraisers

President Barack Obama wrapped up three fundraising events for his reelection bid by tackling the birther issue head-on  again.

"My name is Barack Obama. I was born in Hawaii," he said as a crowd of 1,300 stood, screamed and applauded.

Just hours after trying to quash speculation about his birthplace by releasing his longform birth certificate, Obama couldn't resist poking fun at the controversy.

"Nobody has checked my ID but just in case..." Obama said tongue-in-cheek, as he reached into his pocket pretending to reach for his credentials.

Kate Middleton

Perhaps we're in the small percentile that cares about the Royal Wedding enough to wake up at this ungodly hour. Though in our defense, we were in diapers during Princess Diana's Royal Wedding, so this is our first go at a sovereign shebang. And really, who gives a rat's ass that our curiosity got the best of us? This is as prestigious as it gets and we're finally going to see that dress!

Much speculation has been made about which designer Kate Middleton would wear on the most important day of her life, though Alexander McQueen's bridal gown, under the creative direction of Sarah Burton, has been a front-runner since the beginning. Choosing a dress must have been such a complicated ordeal for Middleton because so much is riding on that dress. Not only will it be representing her personal style, but also signifying what kind of princess she will be.

We do know that Middleton's gown will have to have sleeves  anything less at the Abbey would be a scandal..............